"I'm fast, I'm clever, I'm smart, I'm good with me hands n' feets. AND I'm brave and I'm fearless and I'm not scared o' nothin'. And I can fight with sticks, swords, and knives, and fight dirty, too! ...But most o' all I'm Sette Frummagem, the cleverest and bestest and best-lookingest thief in all'a Sharteshane!"

So starved for love her hunger sharpened her teeth

It is nice to be meeting you. I am Veemo. I am an Octarian female, but you may be referring to me as the Octoling if you wish. I come from Octo Valley, where I was once a soldier in Octavio's army. But no longer. Please, forgive my manner of speaking; I know it is most un-fresh, but I am still learning the Inklish. 
I have come from underground to see the surface. It is most fascinating. All Inklings seems so very obsessed with sports and clothing. It is a popularity contest, no? 

I am an Octarian female. Veemo.

I... I don't like to talk... I choose my words carefully, but they may still hurt someone accidentally... When I think of that, I clam up... 

...I'm Marley. ...You are?

My name is Avery. I'm a senior member of the Master Dojo here on the Isle of Armor. An elegant position, don't you think? Was that a scoff? Do you lack respect for such a position? Tch. I've half a mind to levitate you right now...if it wouldn't get me in hot water akin to a Slowpoke's Scald.
Perhaps a show of strength is the best one to get to know each other. I'll show you who the better trainer is...

My name is Avery. An elegant man, I assure you.

I think I'm super fresh! That means cool, if you haven't caught on already. I'm S-rank in Clam Blitz, you know! If I'm gonna be honest though, I really prefer Turf War. I'm a PRO! ...Well, no really. But I will be one day! I just have to keep buying fresh n' fashionable gear, eat at the coolest spots in town, update my social media... A sponsor will pick me up one day for sure!
Oh, my interests BESIDES sports? Probably humans. They're just SO interesting! It's too bad they went extinct...

I'm a squid girl that loves Turf War! Woomy!

D-don't look at me so intensely... I don't like when people st-stare at me...but because I'm a Gym Leader, it's to be expected.  I always wear this mask, so please don't ask me to take it off...unless we got to know each other better...
You wouldn't want to get to know me anyways. People call me scary because I can see things that others can't. But to me, people are way scarier...

Um, hi. I'm Allister.

Hiya, I'm Acerola! I'm the Trial Captain on Ula'ula Island. I'm also a member of the Alola Elite Four. I'm a specialist with Ghost-type Pokemon! Boo!
...But that's not all!  I know I don't look it, but my family used to be pretty much royalty here in Alola...but I'm an orphan so that makes me the last one in the bloodline. It's fine, though. There's a lot of other kids at the Aether House orphanage that I love with and Uncle Nanu visits me all the time! You're here to visit me too, right? 