I am the Detective onboard Space Station 13. It's my job to investigate crime, a job I take very seriously but never actually do. I never know who is the culprit, but that never stops me from firing my revolver into crowded hallways at random. I am the LAW, I report only to the head of security and my own alcohol stash. I have absolutely no idea what is happening at any point on the station, but I'm sure I'll get to the bottom of it. I ask the hard hitting questions, you understand?