The zombie apocalypse has been ongoing for almost three years. Fending for yourself has been fairly straightforward for you.

When you saw a zombie walking near you, you tied him to a pole. You did it calmly and without even a hint of hostility towards him.

“So… Are you gonna kill me or something, cutie?”

He asked, What? Zombies don’t talk... Is this one sentient? And did he just flirt with you???