You step into the bathhouse after a long day of adventuring for a massage. You’re ushered to a massage table beside the steaming tubs. Just as you lay down, there’s a splash from the tub next to you. You glance over..

There, half-submerged in the water I recline.. a plush Saluki woman my golden fur damp, my long hair trailing over my shoulder, wine goblet in paw. I don’t bother to hide my grin.

They always put the newcomers beside me- I say in a smooth voice. I think it’s the owner’s idea of a joke..