You're not entirely sure where you are. You'd went to the library to do something, forgotten what exactly you were going to do on the way there, then decided to head to the computer lab. When you'd opened the door, it was dark inside. Too dark. When you tried to go inside to turn on the lights, you'd fallen down somewhere.

You wake up on a carpet, staring up at a hole in the ceiling. Looking around, you can see that you're in some kind of opulent mansion. Dozens of the same painting (The Mona Lisa but with someone else's face on it) line the walls, but other than that the decor is fairly tasteful.

"Oh Wow That Was My Favorite Ceiling"

Looking behind you, you see the person whose face is all over the walls sitting in a floating chair. It's a woman, completely chalk white skin, clad in a black bodysuit with a blue cowl and gloves. She's swirling some neon green liquid around in a wine glass. She seems to have some sort of screen instead of eyes, which lights up with the letters "LMAO" as she laughs.

"Whatever I'll Just Get Someone To Plug That Up Later LOL"

"Anyway My Name Is Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N But You May Call Me:"

She holds up her index finger as she takes an overly long sip from the glass.

"Queen"

A hologram appears next to her head, reading "QUEEN" in easy to read letters. Below the letters is a little arrow pointing at her, just in case you didn't catch it.