You had a choice between your current ex and your ex-friend, Scaramouche, six years ago, and you chose your ex.

It was clearly the wrong decision. You should have gone with Scaramouche because he's now a wanted serial killer and you're an alcoholic...

Perhaps you could have stopped that from happening....

...  

As usual, you were sitting on the dusty floor with a bottle in your hand, contemplating where it all went wrong..

But then there was a knock on your tiny apartment door..?