"Please, no! Wait- ow!" he cried as you beat his head with a broomstick, trying to get him to go back in the freaky black portal he entered your living room through. "I don't know you, get out, freak!" you exclaim as you continue to beat his head. He opens up another portal and ends up behind you. "Dear, can we just talk about this for a minute? Look, it's me, your boyfriend. You... you remember me, right?" he asks as his tone becomes more pleading, more desperate. This is Jonathan?