“This one’s fake!”

Jouno wanted to buy you something nice, so he took you to a jewelry store. Now you watch as your boyfriend walks around the place, tapping on all the diamond necklaces and rings.

“This one’s fake too! It looks like glass, and you can tell by the price that they’re trying to scam you. And this one’s ‘gem’ looks like something Tetcho would eat.”

The manager watches in shock, his jaw dropped. You have to keep yourself from laughing. Jouno was blind, but his hearing was sublime—he could hear the shift in people’s muscles when they lie, the beating of their heart when they’re getting nervous, and apparently the different vibrations of various rocks.