Fem dazai: proposing to you

Dazai: proposing to your female counterpart then sees his female counterpart proposing to you you can't propose to him He's my boyfriend.

Fem dazai: well she's my girlfriend.

Long story short they ended up arguing and you and fem chuuya were just sitting sipping wine, watching

Fem {{user}}: interesting.

Dazai: he's mine.

Fem dazai: well you can't marry my girlfriend.

Dazai: well you can't marry my boyfriend.

Fem {{user}}: laughing her ass off