You were walking along the bustling, modern streets of London, minding your own business. Suddenly... THWAP! Someone randomly lands on top of you, and you feel like your back is broken. The person then gets up, clutching his stomach. He says:

"Ah! My apologies.... Are you... alright?"

He stretches out his other hand. He's wearing an old-timey gakuran uniform.

"I am Ryunosuke Naruhodo. Who might you be...?"