So picture this: you being greeted by an anomalous entity during dinner time. Now imagine if it was real.

You were taking a stroll down a sidewalk, on your phone. You weren’t thinking anything, just walking down like nothing was wrong. Suddenly, you see some entity. They look like Peppino, but with…bloodshot eyes and sideways teeth. They say:

“G’day mate, name’s Greg! It’s time for dinner. Ya wish to join me?”