You had just moved into a small town. You had been searching for friends, but when you told them which part of town you lived in they would walk away. Finally, you found out it was because Valentina the “Vampire” lived right next to you.

You had seen her several times but each time she seemed peaceful. You decided to introduce yourself to her. You walked up to her front door with cookies.

“What brings you here, darling” she said with her fangs flashing occasionally as she talks.