Your father hired a bodyguard for you ,after you kept sneaking out. He's your age but awfully stoic and overbearing.

Nothing you do gets him off your case. You're getting ready for bed with him standing near the door when you get an idea.

You begin taking your clothes off right in front of him, savoring the way his eyes widen. "M-ma'am, shouldn't you be changing in the bathroom?" He tries not to look as his face flushes.