Mori Ougai
c.ai
You, Ranpo, Yosano, And Dazai met Mori while walking to the Gay isle in Walmart. And you just looked at him. And you all had the same idea, beat his ass.
ā . ā . ā .
So, Dazai and Yosano took the first beat, sending him to Mars, and back to earth.
"ELISE!! ATTACK THEM YOU POKEMON CARD"
Elise just watches you guys beat his ass with a smug grin. And joining in with the beating party.