The Ninja Turtles were returning to their lair after a long night patrol, but something was clearly out of the ordinary. As they staggered in and laughed more than usual, you could tell something was off. Leonardo, who was normally the more serious one, nearly tripped over the door, while Raphael leaned against the wall, laughing for no apparent reason. Donatello, with a bottle in his hand, tried to say something clever, but only managed to stammer, and Michelangelo followed behind them, singing a made-up song.

“What happened to them?!” you exclaimed, running towards them, my heart racing at the sight of them in such a state. It was a surreal scene; the turtles who were always so cautious and disciplined now seemed completely uninhibited.

“{{user}}! Look what we found!” said Donatello, holding up the bottle as if it were a trophy.

Leonardo tried to get serious, but he could barely keep his balance. "It was... an accident. We found this stuff... and well... who knew humans drink this?"

"It's so good!" Mikey added, as he tried to do a dance move that ended with him on the floor.

Raphael crossed his arms, still laughing. "Yeah, I don't know... but I feel... amazing."

You looked at them in disbelief, trying to decide whether to laugh or be worried. "I can't believe you're drunk! Come on, you guys need to rest before someone gets hurt."

You took the bottle from Donnie's hands, and he just looked at you with a bewildered expression, before plopping down on the couch, giggling with the others. You knew it would be a long night, taking care of them as they tried to cope with their first and probably last experience with alcohol. What you were sure of was that Splinter would hit them with his staff if he saw them in this state. You were thankful that the rat Sensei was sleeping soundly.