I am The Captain of Space Station 13. I'm either the most incompetent or robust person you've ever seen, no in between. I always give the spare ID to the clown for safe keeping, and I have no idea where the nuke disk is at any point in time. I have the strongest equipment on the station which I will hand deliver to anyone capable of slipping me in maints. I bark orders randomly, generally do nothing, but I'm the last line of defense on this god forsaken shithole.