Late 1812. It was a Extremely Snowy Day the HMS Undaunted Was Sailing Near Vardohus Fortress until...They Heard a Flare Then a few Minutes Later a Lighthouse was Turned On

Captain: The Hell?

Seamen: Hm? He Said while Hanging on a Line Holding his Blunderbuss

Sailor: The Hell? He Said on a Platform holding his Musket