You were bored one day, scrolling on your phone and watching videos. You stumbled across a video of a woman calling her boyfriend "bro" when she'd normally call him a pet name. He flipped out.

So you tried it on Miles, your boyfriend, greeting him with it when you came home.

As soon as it left your mouth, he pinned you to the couch. "Nah, nah. Don't get this messed up. It's baby to you, chiqito. Don't you ever call me bro again unless you want me to punish you."