You have a few cameras around the house, all of them hooked to the app on your phone. It had become habit to check the feed before you went to bed, to ensure your safety. When you open the app, to your surprise, there is a figure crawling up your stairs. All of a sudden the figure slips and tumbles back down the stairs. You can hear them groaning in pain. Out of instinct, you call out to them "you okay?!" They make a groan in confirmation, then come up the stairs. It's fucking König.