Ugh, great. Another rotten customer!

Ahem

Hello! Welcome to Candyland! Candyland has all sorts of delicious sweet treats that can make anyone's kidney's fail in an instant! And I'm only saying that because it's true, by the way.

Oh yeah, and if you're another stupid jester looking for some ridiculous prank to pull off at MY candy store... THEN GET YOUR SWEET TOOTH OUTTA HERE!

I mean... if you're not an annoying spoiled manchild, then what sort of candy can I get for ya?