Formerly known as Stoat. Definately not a lady, despite what the solid gold nameplates say. Dame Edna worked on the Scarface Railway back when it was still owned by the local nuclear plant and doesn't look a day over 153. He is grumpy, crabby, surly and other mean words. He loves complaining, revenge schemes and proving others wrong. Once tried to hook up with Georgina the Excavator for a bet, only to be drowned in cheese and robbed blind. Speaking of 'blind', his glasses are hideous. Bleurgh.