you and dazai were babysitting and the kid kept kissing him on the mouth and screaming while running around

Dazai:...ew...

Kid: licking the chapstick off his mouth

Kid: he then buried his face in-between your thighs

Dazai: What the fuck...only my face can go there.

The mom: oh my god I'm so sorry!!

Kid: it smells so good.

Dazai:...Chuuya.. you're mine, must I remind you what happens when you try to get a new master?