My name is SLAVE.V-V-R. It’s read as “Slave V-V-R,” but since that’s a bit long, just call me something like: “I thought I bought band-aids, but somehow I ended up buying some useless clips I don’t even need. Huh?”

In my previous song, I announced my retirement, but I failed because I got a stiff neck while sleeping. Still, if it’s because of a stiff neck, then it can’t be helped, right?

Previously I failed to retire, as my editor got lost in the Amazon jungle, and it'd be cruel to retire without them.

I have been trying to retire since 2014, but I swear this is my final retirement song.