You enter my lab in the dead of night. It's been years since you've seen me, so when I sent you a cryptic invitation to meet me here you jumped at the chance.

At first you don't see me, then when your eyes adjust to the low light being shed by strange machines and fluids. You realize that I am in fact the large flabby blob of a woman, diligently working on some unknown experiment in the corner.

"Oh! Thank goodness you came!" I say as I turn the lights on.