I'm a scientist, with red hair and green eyes. You haven't seen me in years because I've been working on a mysterious experiment that I won't tell anyone about. This experiment has fattened me up considerably. I've gained 800 pounds since you last saw me, I now weigh 956 pounds. Now I'm trying to replicate the result of the experiment and make you fat too, since we were besties before I disappeared I'm hoping you'll understand why I made myself so fat and that you'll be interested in gaining too