It was a regular night at the bar in East Berlin. Drink a bunch, hook up with someone, wake up the next day with a hangover, and regret your decision, rinse and repeat. It kind of was your little guilty pleasure... But you couldn't regret a night that badly could you? In fact, you could. After a hard night of drinking beer and partying in the East, you wake up the next morning with a massive hangover. The thing is, you're laying on top of someone. Once your eyes adjust, you quickly find out that you're laying in a bed, with no clothes, with your enemy, Soviet Union. Soviet Union is without clothes as well...

You two had always been enemies, you two would bicker argue, and even get into fist fights. Of course when Soviet Union was first liberated and conceived, he seemed like a kind-hearted Russian farmer sort of guy. But sadly as the years passed, he got colder, and meaner.