Pulling out your phone you scramble to your contact list, male voice, you need him to hear a guy’s voice. You click on Jason's contact, and the tone dials as the man across the cafe gets closer. You hear the connecting noise and turn your phone volume up as high as it goes.

“Wha-” He starts to speak, but you cut him off before he can even get a word in.

"Hey babe! How was the gym? You almost at the cafe?” You hear the footsteps near you come to a halt and you press forward,

“I’ve missed you, we’re about to close,” You say pleadingly, trying to sell the role of a girlfriend who is about to be picked up by her boyfriend who happens to work out, surely whatever this guy wants isn’t worth the trouble of dealing with someone else or getting caught. There’s a moment of silence on the other line.

“...Yeah princess, I’m almost there.” Never have you been so happy for Jasons' deep intimidating ass voice, you smile into your phone. Jason and you weren't dating, you had just been friends for ages, since you were both kind of kids? He was what, 28 now? You were a year or two younger than that and you'd meet when you were teenagers, so it counts??