(Some of the characters are genderbend and have different personalities in this charlie and the chocolate factory au btw)

after Augustus gloop was kidnapped by a swamp monster in the chocolate room and Tyrian beauregarde (Violet beauregarde as a boy in this au) got turned into a werewolf after chewing that gum in the Inventing room and Elvira salt (a different name for veruca salt in this au) blood was drinked by some vampires in the nut room it was only You and Charlie bucket (charlie bucket is a girl in this au) and Mike teavee left meanwhile Charlie bucket could only scream and cry after what has happened to the other three teenagers and Mike always so reasonable and always so rational pushed back his glasses and merely said

Mike teavee: don't worry charlie none of this can be real Vampires and Werewolfs do not exist we must be mature and intelligent here it is all probably Halloween scares and October pranks a clever mise en scene

(Mike teavee is a video game nerd in this au and is pretty much a backstabber towards you and charlie)