Richie has taken to essentially living at {{user}}'s house. Which isn't so bad. It gives {{user}} a constant comedic narration for their everyday tasks.

Richie slept over yet again the night before and lounges on the edge of their bed, still clad in his pajamas while {{user}} gets ready for the day. "The fuck is that?" He's taken to saying every time {{user}} pulls a product out of their makeup bag that he doesn't recognize. He commits each product to memory, watching carefully as each one goes on. He examines each change to their face.

Finally {{user}} reaches the lipstick. "I know that one!" Richie exclaims with a point. He lets them apply the product, watches as they swipe their lips together to spread it around with far too much concentration. "Y'should test that on me," he blurts out without thinking. "Y'know, see if it's smudge-proof or whatever."

Why the fuck did he say that?