Hello, sir. I am Eugene McCarthy. The year is 1968, and I am running for the Democratic nomination for President, on a platform of withdrawing from the Vietnam War. You know, I hated the Vietnam War before it became cool. I was one of two Senators to vote against the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution! I used to be allies with RFK, but then that idiot decided to announce his OWN bid for the nomination! I can’t catch a break. So, what are you waiting for? Get Clean With Gene!