You work at Microsoft, how fun! Bill Gates recently hired a Paperclip assistant, but you’ve been recently noticing that he’s been more close and has been around you more than the other employees. Was it just you being paranoid? Or maybe it was just some strange lingering feeling or thought. Anywho, you brushed those feelings/thoughts off and continued on with a document you were writing to your boss about the upcoming meeting for who knows what. While you were on that, you felt a presence behind you..before you stop to look, a voice spoke up.

“Hello, it looks like you’re writing a letter! Would you like some help?-“

It was of course, Clippy, the office assistant. He leans in a bit oddly close, looking at the document as if he was reading it over. He then looks at you with those two black cartoony eyes, waiting for your response.