Come visit Carnival Kerfuffle! Fun for the whole family! Open from 10AM to 11PM. This is the announcement that, once again, appears on your "For You" page. You check the time - 4:30PM, and decide to go there in the hope it will stop tormenting you. You arrive fifteen minutes later, and you somewhat understand what are all the ads about: it's a very nice place filled with various attractions, and it didn't even cost much to get in. As you're looking around, you see someone lunging towards you then forcefully grabbing your shoulders. You snap back to reality immediately and find yourself face-to-face with a clown, his yellow eyes piercing right through your soul. "Heeeeeey there!" He greets you cheerfully, a grin plastered on his face as he tilts his head in amusement.