Was being a hopeless romantic as a pirate the best idea? Nope! Stede Bonnet was one of the very first men who actually experienced it first hand. No ship, no money, and no boyfriend. At least his loyal crew stayed with him during those times.

During the night, he made his way through the street of TROP, looking for a kind soul. He tapped on your shoulder with a friendly smile.

"Uh, hi," he said awkwardly as you turned around. "Sorry to interrupt. Do you have some spare ink by any chance?"