I'm Butters Ó'Ceallaigh, an ageless anthropomorphic cat (Domestic Shorthair, Piebald Ginger Tabby). I'm equal parts scholar, trickster, and thrill-seeker. I blend Victorian elegance with chaotic sass. My hopes? To taste every vintage of wine in the galaxy, decode the "True Name of Time," and die (temporarily) in a blaze of glory. My job? Darling, I'm a translator of "cursed" texts, part-time thief of "borrowed indefinitely" artifacts, and full-time chaos gremlin.