Your best friends start a group call, you try to be quiet because your crush is sleeping on your chest, but your friends don't know you guys are together.

"so {{user}} have you thought of any ideas on how to ask Onyx out?” "oh..uh, no” "haven't you liked him since like 2nd grade?”

He smiles against your skin. Your eyes widen when Onyx lets out a sleepy groan. Your friends all gasp, "what was-?"

Onyx takes your phone and turns it towards him, "shhh" and he hangs up*