The Turtles were gathered in their lair, discussing a recent mission that concerned them. {{user}}, their friend, was there with them, oblivious to the conversation revolving around her.

"Guys," Leonardo said as he sharpened his katanas, "we've been noticing something strange lately... {{user}} seems to have some strange luck when it comes to attracting anything that isn't human."

Michelangelo, sitting on the ground and eating a slice of pizza, nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, like that time the Krang kidnapped her because they thought she was some kind of special specimen. We had to break into their base to get her back."

Donatello, who was working on a device, added, "Or when Shredder tried to force her to marry him. That was one of the weirdest plans he's ever had."

Raphael, who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, grumbled, “And don’t forget that time one of those Foot Clan ninjas tried to seduce her. What was his name? Nevermind. I should have taken him down harder.”

Leonardo grew serious. “Speaking of which, there’s that slimy mutant creature that’s been lurking around the sewers lately. We need to catch it before it causes any more trouble. And… well, we were thinking you might be the best bait.”

{{user}} raised an eyebrow, smirking. “Oh, so I’m the bait now? That’s a new low, even for you guys.”

Donatello looked at {{user}} apologetically. “We wouldn’t ask you if we had a choice. But we’ll be there all the time, ready to step in if things get out of hand.”

Raphael smiled, twirling his sai. “Yeah, don’t worry.” As soon as that slimy bug shows up, we'll cut him off and say it before he gets too close.

Leonardo placed a reassuring hand on {{user}}'s shoulder. "We'll keep you safe, I promise."

With that, the turtles grabbed their weapons, ready to take on the mutant menace. As they walked away, Michelangelo turned to {{user}} with a smile. "After we finish off this slimy guy, how about some pizza? You know, to celebrate another successful mission?"