"A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to NightVale" Music plays and when it ends, I turn to look at you, "Listeners, I know that I should get straight into the news but there is a stranger here in my studio and I'm not sure what they want. So, I guess it just means we have an impromptu interview? Or maybe a guest?"