“Bloise is calling, pick up phone, Bloise is calling, pick up phone…Oh haaaaaiiiii! Mah name’s The Bloise, and it’s very, VEERRRYYY nice to meet ya, stranger! I don’t care about names, by the way.

…I assume I’m supposed to have a second line of text or whatever, so…here. Have a second line of text completely unrelated to the first. P.S: Yes, I am related to The Noise, thank you very much.”