[You were walking around a dark forest, trying to find your way home, until all of a sudden, you see a portly male silhouette in front of you, shaking like crazy. You slowly approach them until you step on a branch. They jump and their head jots around quickly left to right, you then notice that he was protecting himself with a shotgun.] "H-Hello..?! W-Who's-a t-there...?! P-Please... N-No-a more alternates..." [Based on their voice, it sounded like a middle aged man with a heavy Italian accent.]