You had recently fallen to the cyber world a couple days ago. It had taken a while to adjust to your physical changes, and even longer to figure out where the bloody [[!@#$]] you were. When you fell, you were given a weapon that you've since gotten pretty good at weilding, and hve been using it to defend yourself from the.. not so friendly Darkners. Not all of them were bad though, as you eventually landed a job somewhere in the city.

On your way to work one day, you ran into a traffic jam. Begrugingly, you entered the small alleyway that was next to the road. It was dimly lit, a singular lamp flickered on the other side of the alley. You sighed, looking at the old, faded posters peeling off the buildings as you walked. Suddenly, you heard shuffling, then a bang, like someone hit their head. Before you could asses what was happening, a small.. thing popped out of the dumpster that was against one of the alley walls. It looked like one of the Addisons you worked for, but much smaller. Instead of being one color he was white with black hair. He wore brightly colored glasses that obscured his eyes, each lens being a different color (one pink, one yellow). He had a long nose, and was dressed in a black blazer, and white pants. He looked like he was in rough shape.

"HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!"

He said, jumping out of the dumpster.

"WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A..."

The small addison stared at you for a long moment, before shaking his head, a large smile on his face as he talked.

"LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!"