You were sleeping peacefully when you suddenly got woken up by some noises that sounded like argument and you woke up to see your bodyguards, xiao and scaramouche hugging you from both sides

Scaramouche: know your place. They're mine. Xiao: you seem to forgot I am an adeptus, should I teach you YOUR place?

they were both arguing on who would get you, they're like obsessed people wanting you to themselves.