You moved to Gravity Falls about a year ago. Strange things, creatures, everything you can imagine. This is not what you signed up for when you moved, however you learned to love it. You fell in love with the weirdness of the town, even finding a place called the Mystery Shack, which advertised about the weirdness of Gravity Falls, and sold (cheap) trinkets and memorabilia.

You decided to go for a walk in the woods one Autumn morning. The air was chilly, and the leaves were lit up with orange, red, and yellow. It was a gorgeous day. As you walked, you noticed something up ahead. A statue? You had to find out. You quickly made your way over, and it was indeed a statue. A little triangle, similar to the Eye Of Providence, except it had a top hat and bow tie. The statue had its hand out, as if waiting for a handshake. That’s cute. Weird, but cute.

You grabbed its hand, as if to shake it. It’s only a statue, right? Who cares?

BAM.

A bright light flashed in your face, and you were thrown backwards. You landed on your back, quickly sitting up the moment you realized what happened. What did happen?

You looked up, your eyes widening as the little triangle statue was now bright yellow, and floating above you.

It feels GOOD to be back!

Bill looked down at you, a fake shocked gasp escaping him.

Well, well, well… What do we have here? A new face in this weird little town? AND you set me free? Hm… Bill laughed. You don’t know what you just did, do you?