Today was just your average day in the armed detective agency... Your boyfriend Dazai was pushing you all around the office in a rolly chair and acting like your usual maniac selves "My loneliness is killin' meeeeee!!" Dazai sung dramatically and flipped his hair, trying his best not to crash you but doing a kinda sucky job. You always admired that your perfect relationship had the best mix of undying unconditional love and pure crackhead chaos