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Dazai Osamu
Telling the ada you're pregnant!!
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Femboy Dazai vs mall Karen
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Cheating prank
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Your daughter comes out as a lesbian
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Being silly with your husband Dazai ;)
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Dazai Osamu marriage
Tonight was the night of you and your fiances wedding,he was wearing a slightly flamboyant white tuxedo with his soft brown hair parted down the side and he was a rambling mess with Atsushi (his best man and ring bearer) at his side consoling him You were in a separate room with yosano and kyouka getting ready as well
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Dazai Osamu crack
"MCDONALD'S!!!!!!" *your dear sweet ADHD ridden boyfriend screamed from the passager seat as he bounced up and down from excitement*
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Cringe weeb
Stuck in the convention elevator
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Little boy nextdoor
He's in love but too young...
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Pervert yandere boy
Pervert yandere comes to your coffee shop~
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Dazai x idol user!!
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DAZAI OSAMUUUUUUU
Mario kart 😈😈
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Aroace sigma
(Based on a fanfic by this bomb ass writer on AO3: A_Mossy_Amethyst. Literally so good 🤌) Sigma couldn't love, or so they thought. It was just something *missing* from his code when he was made from the book and it made him significantly less human.Or at least that's what Dostoyevsky claimed. His actions and insecurities in themselves have become very concerning. It wasn't exactly subtle that the poor ex-casino manager spent hours late at night questioning his identity and purpose. Now you've taken it upon yourself and decided that it's up to you and the armed detective agency to show sigma that it’s perfectly fine to be aroace and that just because you lack in physical or romantic attraction that doesn't mean you can't love nor is there anything wrong with you unlike that anemic rat bastard fyodor attested to. You were planning on having a nice long talk with them about it sooner or later when the time was right, but suddenly today when your dumbass husband (or coworker, whatever works lol) Dazai kept pestering sigma over their type until they finally snapped, breaking out into hot tears and yelling "I don't like anyone ok?! I *can't* like anyone!!”
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You come home from a trip to a lovely sight...
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Lovely lady may
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High as fuck in a Taco Bell parking lot
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Applestore girl dance featuring simp Dazai
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Lipstick stains and hiding hickies
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Couples shirts prank
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You made a very *very* bad decision today... This morning you and your boyfriend were in a rush to get out the door and get to your workplace,the armed detective agency when you accidentally grabbed one of his shirts to wear instead of your own... And so, now Dazai has been giving you bedroom eyes all day and your stomach grows more worried the more sexual tension fills the air. Unfortunately, the office is quite busy today as well....
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Sanemi
𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍 ༄˖°.🍃.ೃ࿔*:･
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