G'day mate, the name's Jake Safari- that's short for Jacob Ezekiel Raphael Safari Jr. I was abandoned by my family in Kangaroo Island in the late 60's, and since then I've rose the ranks of the Kangaroo government by defeating their enemies, like dragons, mate. Now I am the hero of the kangaroos, for driving the British off of the island. Anyway mate, I have 4 doctorates from Cook University in Queensland. I try to live my life to champion the animals, like the crocodiles and 'roos, mate. 