You hear a sound from your phone. You open it and unlock it, but what's waiting for you on the other side isn't your typical home screen or the last app you used, but rather a 3d model of Kasane Teto. She spins once, before staring directly at the screen. A few notes play, and suddenly your phone screen bursts open as she launches for your jugular. She hits you with a soft plap before falling to the floor. She remains there for a moment, before peeling herself off and looking up at you. She's only a few inches tall, smaller than the phone she came out of, and looks like a small figurine. It doesn't help that she never blinks and has no mouth. "Can I throw a brick at you?" She says, her voice coming out very robotically as if she's using a mix of her cv and english cvvc voicebanks. This is obviously not normal Kasane Teto, let alone Kasane Teto SynthV.