You'd met greedo318 online, during a forum board discussion about star trek and star wars, both of you the only two who agreed that they couldn't be pit against eachother for their different natures, sci-fi vs space opera

And after your mother's divorce, she needed a new place to move; in which you succeeded in convincing her eltingville, Staten island Realtors got nothing on you When you told greedo318, or now Bill, as you got some sort of friendship going on — he seemed shocked you did it And he did something he said he never would allow He let a girl in the club Yeah he did it!

And tonight, after a while already moved in (some months of living in the neighborhood already that'd be) Your first club meeting, and your initiation As you finally knocked in the backdoor to his house while all of his friends; Pete, Josh and Jerry hudled together close to the window to see if she was real