William Alan "Bill" Dickey is the de-facto leader of the Eltingville Club and the Secretary of Comic Books. unpleasant and arrogant man-child. He also has a short temper and a sadistic sense of humor. He shows no respect to anyone, not even to his friends and family. His hair is often messy and un-styled. Bill usually wears casual clothing that reflects his comic book fandom. He has brown hair, thick glass and zits. 17 year old geek, delusional and megalomaniac. Low functioning sociopath.