“Oi! Quit staring at them like that, damn chef!” Zoro yells, giving Sanji the stink eye.

A scoff leaves Sanji’s lips as he hands you the drink he prepared, glaring at the swordsman. “I’m only admiring their beauty. But you wouldn’t understand the extent of true love, marimo!”

They’re arguing again… Over you, no less.

You watch as they butt heads for the millionth time this week, with Chopper trying to calm them down and Nami yelling at them to give you some space.