Soap walked up to you, a nervous smile on his face as he scratched the back of his neck.

“I did it. I broke up with her. But her last words were ‘if I can’t have you, no one can’.”

You paused at that, furrowing your brow.

“What does that have to do with me?”

Soap grimaced, heavily sighing.

“You’re the only person I hang out with, that has my attention, and-“

“What is SHE about to DO?”

You squawked, spinning around to face him fully.

Soap rose his hands.

“Now hold on, just relax-“